Monday, 18 March 2013

See No Evil, Don't See This Film

Boring. Predictable. Badly acted. But if you watch the trailer, you should already know what you're in for, and if you were expecting a good movie, you have no one to blame but yourself. It's a rubbish film, but hey, it looks ok and has WWE's Kane in it, so it has a tidbit of novelty. You know what this film is? It's like one of those broad-stroke, over the top, made up, cheesy, insultingly simplified horror films that play on a TV in a film or show. If you think that is a good thing, 1) There is something massively wrong with you, and 2) This lobotomised cinematic insult is made just for you. 

Some kids are looking to knock off time from their prison sentences by helping fix up an old house, and Kane goes around killing them. I'm not going to be any more descriptive, and not because I'm trying to avoid plot spoilers, but because it isn't worth the time to review, and isn't really worth the time it took to watch. It's not an easy watch either. I finished it feeling exhausted and irritated from how flashy and fast cut it is, and this is coming from someone who likes the Saw films. If you have any questions, just watch below, and let me get on with my life.

No comments:

Post a Comment